Fellow adventurers,
I wish to address you on the current state and future of the blog. Right now, the makers of Conan the Barbarian are consolidating their power, preparing for a siege upon the greater public. Their armies of marketers, advertisers and promoters are converging, ready to make their lightning assault. Already skirmishes and sorties have been fought, ground has been gained and lost, victories attained and defeats suffered. Trailers, teasers, clips, interviews, posters, tie-ins and the like have made their mark, but it is only the beginning.
The Conan Movie Blog has been something of a wild card here. While we support Conan the Barbarian’s cause in the promotion and celebration of Robert E. Howard and his most famous creation, that doesn’t mean we blindly support every decision or interpretation made by the forces of Paradox, CPI and Lionsgate. We certainly don’t follow their whim or command. If the filmmakers are the Achaeans and the skeptical public the people of Troy, then I’d like to arrogantly compare the Conan Movie Blog’s staff, forumers and commentators to Achilles’ Myrmidons: nominally on the side of the Achaeans/Filmmakers and with the same goals and objectives, but answering to no-one, and with their own stratagies and code of conduct in mind.
For the past few months, we Conan Movie Blog myrmidons have been happy to battle the Trojans, dispelling myths, correcting misinformation, criticizing poor journalism, supporting the Achaean filmmakers when we feel aid would be justified and necessary. But those who’ve read the Illiad will recall that there comes a point where Achilles retreats to his tent, unable to be coaxed out, and refusing to emerge. He refused to fight, be it for Achaean or Trojan, and just sits in his tent while the battle rages around him.
In the past few days, I received a wealth of information about the upcoming film that completely alters my perception of it. I will not say whether it is good or bad, and in fact, it doesn’t matter in this instance: what matters is that anything I say will be coloured by what I know, and knowing how to proceed with this information is presenting me with a dilemma.
Now let’s be clear, first of all: I haven’t seen the film. Now that that’s out of the way, I can confirm that I know a lot more about the film than I probably should. Little birdies are everywhere. So, I’m going to lay all my cards on the table:
- I know, with a fair level of detail, what happens in the final shooting script
- I know, with a fair level of detail, what happens in the film
- I know, with a fair level of detail, how closely the novelization and Conan: The Mask of Acheron follows both script and film
Now, the dilemma: how can I continue to report on a film the way I have, when I know what’s happening?
An example is the Stills & Analysis posts I’ve been doing. Before this week, I had access to little more information available than anyone reading the blog couldn’t access themselves. I relied on interviews, previous trailers, old scripts, and rumour to ascertain what’s happening in each 30-second TV spot, or 2 minute trailer. I was going to do this for the recent “When Blood Is Spilled” sequence: give my ideas of what was happening, what it could mean in the larger context of the story, discern whether this standard is carried through the rest of the film, or exceeded/unmatched. But now that I know, I wouldn’t be making observations or suppositions, I would be relaying facts. It just doesn’t feel right for me to do this now.
In a way, it’s a relief: I couldn’t have kept up at this level with all the new information coming out – you’ll notice I had fallen behind on the Stills & Analysis posts, and some are still unreleased – and so I will leave the analysing and supposition to the other loyal, dedicated and passionate fans, while I sit and muse on the situation from my tent. I’ll still be reporting news and events regarding the film, but opinions, observations and analysis? Well, we’ll see – at least until the film’s released. Then Achilles will emerge, and accompany the Myrmidons to the battle onscreen.
In the mean time, I’ll release what I’ve done of the other Stills & Analysis posts, discuss the Howardian/un-Howardian elements of “When Blood Is Spilled,” and my review of Conan: The Mask of Acheron and Conan the Barbarian: The Classic Original Stories That Inspired The Film, both of which I picked up today. In the former case, I’ll be able to judge it purely on its own merits, since I know how it compares and contrasts with the film & novelization. In the latter case, well, it’s Howard. That’s always been my strong suit on this blog.